So why am I in trouble?

Alright, I got in trouble because I “caused” a fight between my Mom and my Step Dad. Anyways, I went to go and eat some pizza and he told me I would be cutting the grass tomorrow. I told him I was going to the movies, and he said I would do it in the morning. So I pretty much just said I wouldn’t do it, and he said some pretty stupid stuff. Like when I said, I was going to sleep the whole day until I went to the movies, he was like “Boy, I bet if I whip your ass, you’ll wake up.”

So then, as I got up from the table, I pretended to fall. I yelled “OH Man! My leg! I think it’s broken!”. Then my Mom was like “Why do you have to talk to him like that?” and Mark was like “Because blahblablhablablah”. Then I just walked back to my room as they started to fight. I heard him say “Whatever I say goes!” I swear, he acts like he’s my dad. He’s not even a good dad to his own son. Why the hell does he want to act like my dad? And my Mom will always be above him. He’s just a loser. Everyone knows it.

So, anyways, a few minutes later my Mom comes storming into my room and telling me not to ever talk in that “tone” again. I know which one she’s talking about but I didn’t even use it at the table.

She thinks I caused the fight.

I think they’re both on crack.